The blog that is mine.

• People: You're only a true fan if you were there from the start.
• Me: IM SORRY I WAS BUSY BEING A FUCKING FETUS. BEING A "TRUE FAN" WASN'T REALLY MY MAIN CONCERN.

• Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
• Friends: Don't forget to socialize
• Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
• Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
• Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
• Society: Don't forget to be perfect
• Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
• Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

adrians1:

a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I’ve spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.

I’ve also got the middle name “ILikeTrains” pending and have joined 50 “I love trains” groups.

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did-you-kno:

Source

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doctorpsycho:

gurotesquegirl:

LESS THAN 3 HOURS OF SLEEP I FEEL GREAT LETS GO DO SOMETHING LETS GO KILL A DUDE

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alextimmons:

platonicteamugs:

summerliketheseason:

make-sweetlove:

• Classy women.
• Guys being gentlemen.
• cute ass relationships.

• Racism
• Sexism
• Homophobia
• Illness
• Segregation
• Cold War
• Constant threat of nuclear war

But I mean the vintage bombshelters are sooo totally cute

WHY IS THAT NOT A REAL BOOK

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• Depression: Don't tell me you understand because you get sad sometimes.
• Insomnia: Don't tell me you're an insomniac because you missed a few nights of sleep.
• Eating Disorder: Don't tell me you have an eating disorder because you missed a meal.
• Bipolar: Don't tell me you're bipolar because you get mood swings on your period.
• Anxiety: Don't tell me you have anxiety because you got nervous before an exam.
• ADD: Don't tell me you have ADD because sometimes you go off-topic or you can't concentrate during history.
• ADHD: Don't tell me you have ADHD because you're hyper sometimes
• Schizophrenic: Don't tell me you're a schizo because you sometimes see shadows and hear sounds at night.
• OCD: Don't tell me you to have OCD because you like to wash your hands after you eat.
• Self harm: Don't tell me you understand because you once skinned your knee to get out of sport.
• Suicidal: Don't tell me you too are suicidal because you would rather die then miss a concert.
• Just don't.